aimematch:

well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower

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fr0stedlips:

cybercum:

elemeno-pee:

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

Guys, install the PanicButton extension for Chrome. It closes and saves all your open tabs and opens up your preset ‘Panic’ ones like Facebook, Yahoo and Google for example. Then you can restore all your tabs by clicking the button again and entering your password. 

THIS IS THE MOST USEFUL THING SOMEONE HAS EVER COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY POSTS THANK YOU

Reblog to save a life

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contrabasse:

are you kidding, i love classical music. my favorite composers are bach, mozart, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* beef oven

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